Jane Eyre

(This entire conversation transpired when I called my mom drunk. I have to call her every night when I get home - regardless of the hour. Needless to say, I woke her up.)

"Hi Mom, I'm home."

"Did you you have fun?(YAAAAWWWNNN) Are you snockered?" (my mom makes up different adjectives for being inebriated.)

"I'm okay. A little tipsy."

"I went to the movies with Sally*. We saw 'Jane Eyre.'"

"Oh, how was it?"

"That Mia Was--watsherface is so skinny."

"Yeah. She's good though. 'Alice in Wonderland' and everything. Mia Wasikowska."

"Yeah it was good. We liked it."

"Of course you did, Mom. It's about British people."

*not her real name